TEAM SASSYPANTS: another chapter in “chronicles from the college campus” care of @candice_jones
OK, there is this girl in my IDIS class who I can’t stand. She is SUPER PEPPY and that’s not even why I hate her, but it’s not helping. She has like, a poem tattooed in the middle of her back and she wears open back shirts so everyone can see. Today she was sitting in front of me and was like, “Is my back bothering you? I just realized (I BET) that I was wearing an open shirt, I didn’t know if you were offended by tattoos.” Slut, please. I am not offended by the Jewel or Tori Amos poem tattooed on your back. NEXT.
The first week of class we had to do this q & a thing to get to know each other and our teacher asked us to name a person who you considered a role model and she named some woman she met in Freshman Orientation who was “Just so helpful and had a great attitude, she’s my hero.” She is NOT your role model, you kiss-ass. You know who mine was? PATSY STONE. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aFcM9P2l1k&feature=related
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